A little late, but funny nonetheless.
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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
The more you read, the better it gets
This week a woman in Florida rear-ended a truck. Not too exciting of a story, right? You couldn't be more wrong.
The woman told police she was shaving her pubes when the accident happened (the police used the term "landscaping" when describing the incident). Apparently, she was meeting her boyfriend and wanted to be ready for the impending party in her pants. Even better was that her ex-husband was in the passenger seat steering the car. And just one day prior, the woman was convicted of DUI and was driving with a suspended license.
Natural selection is a beautiful thing...
The woman told police she was shaving her pubes when the accident happened (the police used the term "landscaping" when describing the incident). Apparently, she was meeting her boyfriend and wanted to be ready for the impending party in her pants. Even better was that her ex-husband was in the passenger seat steering the car. And just one day prior, the woman was convicted of DUI and was driving with a suspended license.
Natural selection is a beautiful thing...
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Hump Day Humor
In case you were wondering how REAL pumpkin pie was made. Figured this was appropriate with Thanksgiving just around the corner...
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Say goodbye to that case of the Mondays...
Fact: The LOML+1 and I are addicted to this show. Funny shit!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Kick that case of the Mondays square in the boo-boo
Even though you know it's coming, it's still funny as hell.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Mid-week humor
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its style section called the "Style Invitational." The requirements this particular week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the world's most famous intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. Ahhh, the creativity...
3rd place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky,
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
Twas "Hail to the Chief",
On this flute made of beef,
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
2nd place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress,
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown,
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better,
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
3rd place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky,
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
Twas "Hail to the Chief",
On this flute made of beef,
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
2nd place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress,
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown,
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better,
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Gameshow contestants needed!
This is definitely something to click on when you're having a bad day. Yes it's not in English, but trust me it doesn't really matter. You can thank my cousin for this gem.
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